there's just science fucking everywhere
AND I CAN'T ESCAPE
  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me: 
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me: 
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me: 
  • Uterus: happen
15 minutes ago with 162,790 notes — via timelordhalfbloodwitch, © tardis221b


dex5m:

That’s a Tiffany Blue, darling. (The Hobbit BTS)

35 minutes ago with 75,671 notes — via timelordhalfbloodwitch, © dex5m


otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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52 minutes ago with 75,099 notes — via dailyvituperation, © absinthecake


timelordy-teganbreann:

isis-:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

omg it so does…


sounds like me and I’m a 20 year old girl

timelordy-teganbreann:

isis-:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

omg it so does…

sounds like me and I’m a 20 year old girl

1 hour ago with 244,217 notes — via immistercellophane, © lafix


the-thirdwheel:

look at him getting his mane brushed omg

1 hour ago with 106,456 notes — via immistercellophane, © pobertrattinsonn


1 hour ago with 91,845 notes — via mybatchesarecumbered, © forassgard


2 hours ago with 4,840 notes — via mybatchesarecumbered, © tomhazeldine


cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

2 hours ago with 485,973 notes — via australian-government, © anostalgicnerd


wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

2 hours ago with 174,460 notes — via flobotstardis, © hydrolize


jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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2 hours ago with 283,388 notes — via immistercellophane, © jetblueivy